Husband : agar mai mar gaya , toh tum dusri shadi karogey ? 

Wife : Mai saari zindagi apni behan ke saath guzar lungi.

Wife : aur mai mar gayi toh , kya tum dusri shadi karogey ?

Husband : mai bhi saari zindagi tumhari behan ke saath guzar lungaa ...!!! 

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